Ron Sparks Author, Poet

The Misfits of Magic


The Misfits of Magic is a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek, urban fantasy about a bumbling human psychologist who is determined to be the exclusive psychiatrist to mentally unwell supernatural creatures.

  • It’s a Scorcher – Part 1
    Gale stood at the threshold of the vampire’s lair and questioned the soundness of his decision to come here. There were a million things he could be doing instead of pleading with his bladder to not embarrass him. He wasn’t even sure his pleas would be honored; his entire digestive track had decided that now… Read more: It’s a Scorcher – Part 1
  • It’s a Scorcher – Part 2
    The teenage vampire sitting across from Gale sat hunched in the chaise lounge chair, her entire body pressed against the back cushion like an amorous dog if amorous dogs liked to press against seat cushions. Her knees were high against her cheekbones, with only the top of her nose and eyes skulking from behind the… Read more: It’s a Scorcher – Part 2
  • Silent But Deadly
    “What’s the most evil thing you’ve ever done?” Gale considered the question.  Cynthia, the vampire teenager sitting across from him, had asked the question as part of their nightly banter as they waited for, hoped for, a new client to walk into the S.P.A.  He went through all the required motions to wheedle his brain… Read more: Silent But Deadly
  • Shop Till You Drop
    Gale didn’t usually shop at the SuperSav, but it was the only grocery store near the Border that was open all night long.  The need to accomodate his vampire’s assistant’s nocturnal hours had thrown off his entire schedule.  Nowadays he slept the day away, and had to shop at SuperSav in the evening as a result.… Read more: Shop Till You Drop
Ron Sparks Author, Poet

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Ron Sparks

Ron Sparks is a technology professional, science fiction and fantasy author and poet living in Zurich, Switzerland. His latest book "ONI: Satellite Earth Series Book 1" is available on


A man of many passions, I lay claim to a myriad of interests and hobbies. Among them, I am an amateur astronomer, an avid motorcycle rider, a whiskey aficionado, a (poor) surfer, a scuba diver, a martial artist, a student of philosophy, a proponent of critical thinking, a technologist, an entrepreneur, a cancer survivor, and I harbor a lifelong love of science fiction and fantasy. Feel free to strike up a conversation on the social networks below.

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