Ron Sparks Author, Poet

Weapons of Deli Destruction

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I am finding it more and more ridiculous that people are getting arrested on armed assault charges where the weapon is a SANDWICH.

Read this. Or this.

Only in Florida. I don’t see these stories coming up in other states. Florida seems to have lost it’s damned mind. How in the world can a taco, bagel, or sandwich be construed as a weapon?

To be charged with assault for tossing a bagel at someone is just the beginning, people. You realize that if you toss a clean shirt to someone it can be assault? What about tossing a football to a buddy who is annoyed at you? Assault.



Flick a bee off your shirt and have it hit someone else? Your ass is in jail buddy.

Very shortly, the sound waves of an argument will constitute a weapon and you will be jailed for assault. For talking.

Arrest records for food assault. Craziness. What is this world coming to?

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Ron Sparks

Ron Sparks is a technology professional, science fiction and fantasy author and poet living in Zurich, Switzerland. His latest book "ONI: Satellite Earth Series Book 1" is available on Amazon.com.

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Ron Sparks

Ron Sparks is a technology professional, science fiction and fantasy author and poet living in Zurich, Switzerland. His latest book "ONI: Satellite Earth Series Book 1" is available on Amazon.com.

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