I am finding it more and more ridiculous that people are getting arrested on armed assault charges where the weapon is a SANDWICH.
Only in Florida. I don’t see these stories coming up in other states. Florida seems to have lost it’s damned mind. How in the world can a taco, bagel, or sandwich be construed as a weapon?
To be charged with assault for tossing a bagel at someone is just the beginning, people. You realize that if you toss a clean shirt to someone it can be assault? What about tossing a football to a buddy who is annoyed at you? Assault.
Flick a bee off your shirt and have it hit someone else? Your ass is in jail buddy.
Very shortly, the sound waves of an argument will constitute a weapon and you will be jailed for assault. For talking.
Arrest records for food assault. Craziness. What is this world coming to?
MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ten THOUSAND dollar bail!!!!!